Sunday, May 13, 2007

And the US Can't Win in Iraq?

Thursday, May 10, 2007

As If Women Needed Another Excuse...

Courtesy of the Globe and Mail, oral sex can lead to throat cancer.

I wonder how long before my email inbox sends me spam saying it can make my sperm an antidote for throat cancer? Time will tell...

If you are reading this, and know where I can sign up to be a subject, I would be perfectly willing to allow myself to be used for more research into this. I will, for the sake of science and good of all mankind, allow myself to take all the oral sex women want to give me, if it will help find a cure. This is a good reason to support organ donation...

And of course I can't leave this article without a related joke;

Why are brides smiling in their wedding pictures?

Because they know they have given their last blowjob.

Have a good one..:)

Monday, May 07, 2007

Joke Time...lol

A female Mountie pulled over a drunken Saskatchewan farmer driving down
the back roads.

She said to him, "You're under arrest, anything you say, can and will be
held against you".

"Tits", replied the farmer.