Paris Hilton + Valtrex = Medical Condition Untreatable in Jail?

WTF??!!

Courtesy of TSG...

My money is not on her having shingles...

Enough of Paris Hilton Already!!!

I can't believe all the crap with Paris and her drunk driving. To even have the sherriff's department on your side, and let you out of jail, because of a medical condition, is a crime in itself. Mind you, it IS California...

In fact, there was a picture taken while the LA County Sherriff's department was rolling out a new deterrent for drunk driving...

As far as I am concerned, the whole ordeal was handled improperly. I would like to see her get a minimum of 6 months behind bars...not just for the drunk driving, but for flaunting the law on two occasions afterwards.

If anyone gets a t shirt when they get pulled over, send me one.

And the US Can't Win in Iraq?

As If Women Needed Another Excuse...

Courtesy of the Globe and Mail, oral sex can lead to throat cancer.

I wonder how long before my email inbox sends me spam saying it can make my sperm an antidote for throat cancer? Time will tell...

If you are reading this, and know where I can sign up to be a subject, I would be perfectly willing to allow myself to be used for more research into this. I will, for the sake of science and good of all mankind, allow myself to take all the oral sex women want to give me, if it will help find a cure. This is a good reason to support organ donation...

And of course I can't leave this article without a related joke;

Why are brides smiling in their wedding pictures?

Because they know they have given their last blowjob.

Have a good one..:)

Joke Time...lol

A female Mountie pulled over a drunken Saskatchewan farmer driving down
the back roads.

She said to him, "You're under arrest, anything you say, can and will be
held against you".

"Tits", replied the farmer.