Sunday, December 18, 2005

Unpolitically Correct Joke

Came across this joke...no commentary needed...lol

A Somali arrives in Toronto, a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this Country!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Jamaican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada!" The person says "I no Canadian, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Canada!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not a Canadian!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a Canadian?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work."

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